Expert Debunks 9-11 Conspiracy Theories (Satire)

EXPERT DEBUNKS 9-11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES
This article is a write-up pretending to support the 'official' theory, while at the same time showing some of the many holes in it. The irony of most arguements against those that question 9/11 is that they are a bunch of conspiracy theorists, never realizing that the exact same thing can be said for the supporters of the official story.

Here is the intro paragraph and the headings of the subjects covered, go check it out!

Dr. John D. Smith, a professor of mechanical engineering at Hoover University, and an expert in accident reconstruction and forensics, has provided definitive proof that the September 11 terrorist attacks happened as the government has consistently stated. Dr. Smith has conclusively debunked the 9-11 conspiracy theories which have been infecting the public with ideas which are counter-productive to America's recovery in the aftermath of the brutal attacks, and which have interfered with our efforts in the war on terror.

Dr. Smith has spent thousands of hours pouring over official records, eyewitness accounts, and scientific analyses of the September 11th attacks. On July 18, 2005, Smith released a 500-page report verifying that the September 11th tragedy was unforeseeable and unavoidable, and that the government took all possible steps to protect our country given then-available intelligence.

In order to make his findings accessible to the American public, Professor Smith's team has painstakingly distilled the findings into a handful of documents and videos which Americans can view for themselves so as to lay the false theories to rest once and for all.

Dr. Smith's summary breaks the evidence into four categories.

THE CATASTROPHIC COLLAPSE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS
STATEMENTS BY HIGH-LEVEL OFFICIALS
UNFORESEEABILITY OF TERRORISTS CRASHING PLANES INTO BUILDING
9/11 INVESTIGATIONS

thanks to whatreallyhappened.com for the article!
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