South Park inspired

We need a collection of these things --

like the 7tc Jenga game box.

BTW, that looks more like a hot water bottle than a douche bag ;)

Be good to your colon, and

Be good to your colon, and your colon will be good to you!(c)

--  Owned by the makers of ColonBlow!

yup

in a perverse way, this sums up the whole problem with this movement.