The government has discovered that terrorists are using their mouths to promote anti-American sentiments. (People are questioning the government, so they must be terrorists). The mouth has been determined by patriotic Americans to be a bad, radical and terrorism-encouraging structure. It is bad, bad, bad.

Therefore, everyone's mouth must be covered with a strip of duct tape at least 2 inches long and at least 1 inch wide at all times (other than mealtime).

We must keep all Americans' mouths closed to protect America, land of freedom! Do it for the sake of liberty! Do it to protect our cherished free speech which terrorists hate so much!

Ridiculous? Of course it is. If someone promotes or incites criminal activity, that individual can be arrested.

But trying to "fight" or shut down the entire internet to "protect" our country is like trying to duct tape everyone's mouth shut because a few people say bad things.

Matrix Mouth!

They are out of duct tape at Wal-Mart so wait it out for 6 days, 6 weeks, I doubt 6 months and Haliburton will have a no-bid contract for installing Matrix Mouths at the taxpayers expense.

Trivia factoid: James McTiegue was behind Matrix 1, 2, 3, V for Vendetta, Dark City and more.

Many hands make light work!
RRREMA=research, realize, react, educate, motivate, activate
"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-Qaida in particular." (Hillary

(other than mealtime)

"duct tape at least 2 inches long and at least 1 inch wide at all times (other than mealtime)."

And if you can't afford a meal join the military then join Blackwater and do as we say.