Which actor do you want to play you in "the movie". (even if your character will probably never make it past the cutting room floor, if even the first or final draft of the screenplay)

And you can nominate suggestions for others, like some of the more well-known "players", major and minor, if you will. (and you known of whom I speak regarding the latter ;o) )

Have fun. It doesn't hurt to lighten the heavy load of the greater and lesser issues at hand from time to time, and it probably even helps.

I'll start us off: (in no particular order and don't take offense to my selections or forgetting to include you in the list)

Me: Brad Pitt (I called dibs!)

Richard Gage: Stanley Tucci
Prof. Steven Jones: Oliver Platt
David Ray Griffin: Martin Sheen
Kevin Ryan: Charlie Sheen
Dylan Avery: Matt Damon
Jason Bermas: Ben Affleck
Janice Matthews: Emily Procter
Victronix: Angolina Jolie
Col. Jenny: Hillary Swank
Alex Jones: George Clooney
Jim Hoffman: Steve Buscemi
Judy Woods: Phyllis Diller (okay, I know that's kind of mean, in a way, but you have to admit it's pretty funny, too)
Jim Fetzer: Christopher Lloyd (okay, I went for a little bit of humor there, too — I couldn't help myself)
Arabesque: Tony Danza (I'm on a roll! ;o) )
George Washington: Richard Gere
Nico Haupt: Leonardo DiCaprio (a la Gilbert Grape — okay, I admit I kind of wanted that one to sting a little)
Webster Tarpley: Gilbert Gottfried (I'm outta control!)
David Shayler: Pierce Brosnan
Willie Rodriguez: Paul Rodriguez (seriously, he's a great actor and would be perfect for the roll, plus he kind of looks like him)
Col. Ann Wright: Faye Dunaway
Cindy Sheehan: Jenna Elfman

I'll leave it at that, but I might add more later in replies. (like for Bush, Cheney, Rover, Rummy, etc., who I don't want to think about right now)