Griffin to Recant 9/11 Views!

David Ray Griffin, the world’s leading scholar of the events of September 11th, 2001 and the author of the brand-new 9/11 Contradictions, will be making a surprise announcement that he has been wrong all along, and that there is “absolutely nothing suspicious” about the official story of 9/11. The official announcement will come during Griffin’s interview with Kevin Barrett Tuesday night on 9/11 and Empire Radio, 8-10 p.m. Central Time, on http://www.wtprn.com.

Griffin, the author of five single-author books and several co-authored works exploring the evidence against the official story of 9/11, will be denouncing those books and professing his “implicit faith” in the honor and integrity of the Bush Administration and its 9/11 historiographer, Philip Zelikow. “I feel really bad about doubting Zelikow,” Griffin lamented, “especially now that we know he was conscientiously checking in with Karl Rove to make sure every aspect of the 9/11 Commission Report would be 100% accurate.” Griffin added that he now thinks Zelikow was the right man for the job. “As a specialist in the ‘construction and maintenance of public myths,’ Zelikow would know exactly what kinds of crazy myths the conspiracy theorists would come up with, and how to deflect them with a meticulously detailed, unquestionably accurate Report that would answer all of the important questions. Additionally, since Zelikow had already published a 1998 Foreign Affairs article detailing the likely consequences of a massive Pearl Harbor-style terrorist attack such as the destruction of the World Trade Center
http://www.foreignaffairs.org/19981101faessay1434/ashton-b-carter-john-deutch-philip-zelikow/catastrophic-terrorism-tackli...
he was not only a leading expert in the field, he’d actually already thought the whole thing through three years before it happened! Obviously you couldn’t ask for a more informed expert.”

Asked what he has to say to his millions of weeping fans, Griffin said: “I failed you. My publishers failed you. All of the hundreds of scientists, architects, engineers, professors, intelligence officers, military officers, pilots and other experts at http:www.patriotsquestion911.com who have put their jobs and reputations on the line to show that the official story is a joke, and 9/11 was an inside job, have failed you. Everything we have been saying is absolutely baseless. Silly me. Silly us.”

Griffin’s surprise announcement represents a 180-degree turn from his position of less than 24 hours earlier, expressed on Carol Brouillet’s WTPRN radio show Monday night. Why the sudden turnaround? Griffin responded, “If the Bush Administration and the US military can constantly contradict themselves on 9/11, why can’t I contradict MY earlier statements?”

David Griffin will be the second hour guest on 9/11 and Empire Radio, Tuesday, April 1st, 2008. The first hour guest will be dissident M.D. Garth Nicolson. The show runs 8-10 pm Central on http://www.wtprn.com Radio schedule and guest list: http://www.mujca.com/airwaves.htm

Weak.

Weak.

Sorry, just being honest. ;-)

GOT ME!!

I don't know if my jaw has ever dropped that far!

Rick

Got me, too! (After all the

Got me, too! (After all the lame attempts by my son before school this morning, hammering the implications of the date into my head, I didn't think it would be possible...)

After the strong electric jolt to my body faded, I greatly enjoyed the laugh at my own expense. Nice parody of that creepy little blogger worm who "reclaimed" the OCT after professing a previous truther status. Thanks, Kevin!

Good Try...But Not Funny

Sort of dumb.

Cheney

just turned himself into the world court

LOL

And a happy April Fool's Day to you too, Kevin ;-)

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Reframimg

"To reframe, then, means to change the conceptual and/or emotional setting or viewpoint in relation to which a situation is experienced and to place it in another frame which fits the "facts" of the same concrete situation equally well or even better, and thereby changes its entire meaning. [Note: Reframing plays an important role in humor, except that there the second frame, usually introduced by the punchline, is a non sequitur that unexpectedly gives the whole story a funny slant.] ...What turns out to be changed as a result of reframing is the meaning attributed to the situation, and therefore its consequences...." -Watzlawick, Weakland and Fisch, "Change: Principles of Problem Formation and Problem Resolution

To fight the infowar effectively, we need to get really good at reframing. (The bad guys are experts.) This submission was meant as an exercise in reframing, which is of course what all April Fool's jokes are. That's why they exist. They aren't just entertainment, they serve an extremely important purpose--they make us smarter by teaching us to reframe.

My ideal reader would emerge from this reframing exercise with a deeper understanding of how far beyond improbable--how completely ridiculous--it would be for anyone who has studied this issue to "recant."

Happy April Fools Day.........!

Man, I couldn't believe what I was reading.....lololol.

you should have pulled the

you should have pulled the trick on the debunkers' websites. that would have been funny.

What a scoop !

Funny joke :lol:

Salute from France : http://www.reopen911.info

Is he being blackmailed by the FBI ?

John A MITCHELL
Herblay FRANCE

bonsoir ,

excellent. Could not believe my eyes. Thought he must have been blackmailed by the FBI.. Excellent ! I hope that Bill O'Reilly and his fellow cronies thought they had caught a big scoop ( sorry big poison !)
yours John