Suqami's Magic 9/11 Passport: Three Theories

Suqami's Magic 9/11 PassportLadies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read of one hijacker's magic passport is true. It will bend and twist your mentations, but I assure you of its veracity. Not even the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Speaking of names, there are letters inscribed on this most extraordinary of all passports. Those letters read: "Satam al-Suqami."

The providential passport was issued to Suqami in Saudi Arabia in August of 1998. Three years later, a stranger handed Suqami's passport to an NYPD detective on the streets of Manhattan -- just moments after American Airlines Flight 11 attempted an unscheduled landing on the 93rd floor of WTC1.

How did this passport -- a piece of paper soaked in jet fuel -- survive the explosive landing? I give you three theories...

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It is remarkably intact,

It is remarkably intact, isn't it?

My favorite piece of highjacker swag is this immaculate bandana:

“On the altar of God, I swear eternal hostility against all forms of tyranny over the mind of man."--Thomas Jefferson

Yep, that's one pristine bandana!

I almost feel embarrassed posting about this sort of evidence that has been public record for so long, but then I'm always surprised at how many people have never heard of the most famous stuff. But, after all, there's a lot of first graders this year who weren't even alive when 9/11 happened. The need educating so it doesn't happen again. We just gotta keep on repeating it, I guess...

David Copperfield

could not have done a better trick.

The CONSTITUTION is NOT going to "collapse" into pulverized dust no matter how much thermate/explosives or planes they throw at it