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My Tamale Story

I was at home making tamales recently. While steaming the tamales, I had the flame on my stove set to high, and after about 50 minutes the steel pot with the tamales inside began to melt.

At that point, of course, total collapse was inevitable. Sure enough, I watched as the lid and the tamales fell, causing the rest of the pot and then the entire stove to come straight down at near freefall speed. And, as was to be expected, the pot, the tamales, and the stove were all pulverized into dust, leaving only a tiny pile of rubble no more than a couple of inches high

By the way, later that evening my refrigerator also collapsed into its own footprint at near freefall speed. Even though no tamales were prepared on the refrigerator that day, I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation that doesn't really need any further investigation or analysis.

The Official Version of 9/11

I found this comment on a Telegraph article about Charlie Sheen's questions to the President, and just had to re-post it.

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Charlie Sheen will be viewed by history as a very brave individual...

The Official Version of 9/11 goes something like this...

Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...

Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...

And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...

Unphased by leaving their “How to Fly a Passenger Jet” guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...

Jean-Marie Bigard: 6 Episode Bumper Bonanza ft. Bin Laden, Guantanamo & The Hijackers!

Before going on vacation, Jean-Marie Bigard treats us to a 6 Episode Bumper Bonanza

Please vote, comment, distribute and add Jean-Marie's videos as favorites on Dailymotion. Not forgetting to also visit and support his YouTube account.

Here are all 6 episodes:

Jean-Marie Bigard: Cold-Blooded Bush at Booker Elementary School

Episode 5 of what has now become the must-see summer series.

Jean-Marie Bigard goes back over the morning of Georges W. Bush, President of the United State and commander-in-chef of the armed forces, during his visit to Emma E. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida at the moment America was attacked on that fateful day, September 11th, 2001.

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Jean-Marie Bigard: Please Obama, Do Something Simple!

As promised, famous French comic Bigard speaks directly to Obama in his latest weekly episode while still poking fun at the Official 9/11 Commission Report. Bigard uses the age old art of humor to explain once again what disturbs him in the infamous report riddled with lies, contradictions, omissions and distortions.

It looks like Bigard doesn't buy the official story which propels him to demand that Obama himself should instruct the FBI to release a video showing a Boeing 757 ...but only if Obama has the courage to do so.

Famous French Comic Bigard To Address Obama About 9/11

You may recall a previous article about the famous French Comic Jean-Marie Bigard published here on 911blogger in October 2008. Jean-Marie Bigard was fiercely criticized for publicly claiming that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were an "enormous lie". Since then he has become persona non grata in the media because of his “deviant thinking”.

However, Bigard isn’t letting all of this get him down: “Opening my big mouth cost me a lot. But I think what has cost me even more was keeping my big mouth shut. So now I’ve decided never to shut my big mouth again”, Bigard said recently.

Jean-Marie Bigard has decided to return to the subject of 9/11 with a series of weekly video clips published every Friday on his own account at the video sharing website DailyMotion.

Below are the first two episodes with English subtitles:

The Magical Passports (Episode 1)

Comic Relief: "Dangerous Extremist" Architects Gone Wild!! BEWARE!!

Just to lighten things up for a moment, here's one of my all-time favorites. This clip has EVERYTHING!!! Architects, Free Masons, Collapsing Skyscrapers, and slaughter of innocent civilians via ROTATING KNIVES!! (And I think those might be debunkers at the beginning of the clip.)

The axil of evil comedy series ... they indeed have a sense of humor.

Laughter is good for the soul especially during these trying times.

Maz Jobrani

Maz Jobrani (Osama jokes)

There is the entire sequence in the related video window section on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYlaIxNX01Q

Arab-American Stand-Up Comedian Amer Zahr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlwZCk1ELQ

911 Debunking article by long established magazine by some of the oldest "debunking experts" around

I have something to contribute that I think people will find interesting and, as far as I can tell, has not previously seen: A wonderful article from the fuddy-duddies at Skeptic Magazine. I had been wondered if they would ever dared to approach the subject of 9/11 truth. Apparently, with the eager help of Popular Mechanics they put together a doozy.

By the way, when I checked earlier today there was no mention of this article or any other article about 9/11 on their website ... I come by this with thanks and much gratitude to the fellow who created the site http://www.factinista.org/

Unfortunately, the poor guy confidently agrees with the article.

Enjoy

http://www.factinista.org/9-11%20Theories.pdf

9/11 Never Happened?

9/11 is not a funny subject, but for good or bad this will make you laugh:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f89_1177443605

An Easier Way To Make A 9/11 Truth Statement To The Public

Truthseekers and Truthtellers,
I used to stand on corners holding 9/11 Truth signs now I sit in an elevated lawn chair and the stick holding the sign is long enough to reach the ground. This way I can conserve my energy and stay on the busy intersection for a longer amount of time. If any of you have done this you know your going to get some middle fingers and some choice words. You also get the thumbs up and the beeping horns. We need to hit the streets as much as we hit the computer so I hope this picture gives you an easier way to spread the message of 9/11 truth. Milwaukee, Wisconsin has a 9/11 Truth Event on April 25th, 2007. Check out the website. Take Care Matt Founder of: Take A Stand For 9/11 Truth ts911t.org

Disney to sponsor next terrorist attack on America

Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

WASHINGTON, D.C.

The Walt Disney Corporation in conjuction with ABC Broadcasting announced Wednesday that it would be the proud sponsor of the next terror attack on the USA. After releasing a docu-drama this week on the 9-11 attacks which purposely distorted facts and testimony to Congress about the attacks in New York and Washington, the corporation decided that it would also be in its interest to promote future terrorism so as to pre-empt any factual reporting that would be done in its wake.

"We felt that since we got to re-write the history of 9-11 in order to blame the Clinton Administration, we may as well go ahead and ensure the next attacks so we could blame future Democrats or liberals, or anyone else we disagree with," said Disney Executive Producer Lou Zurr. He also dismissed allegations of partisan unfairness, illegality or immoral behavior as simply "aiding and abetting the future terrorists."

Another Disney executive said on condition of anonimity that Disney was thrilled with the prospect of monopolizing forthcoming documentaries of the next spectacular attacks on innocent Americans, hoping to make "tens of millions" while inserting whatever details they felt appropriate into the debate and omitting anything that might make certain government officials appear incompetent, complicit or perhaps even actively promoting terrorism on their own citizens. "That is simply out of the question," he stated. "We have a large enough revenue at this point to rewrite history as we see fit."

Civil War Memorabilia Gaining Popularity in Iraq

ALAIN TERRIEUR
La Lune de la presse internationale

BAGHDAD, IRAQ

Civil War Memorabia enthusiasts rejoiced Tuesday when it was announced that the popularity of the coveted objects had reached record levels in Iraq. Weapons such as rocket propelled grenades, handguns, explosives and depleted uranium had become increasingly valuable in recent weeks, a La Rochelle Times study showed.

If current memorabilia popularity remains at such high levels, it could have a profound effect on the development of Iraqi society and culture, as well as an influence on international oil prices. The Iraqi Dinar, once unpopular with foreign currency holders, could gain ground against other currencies if Iraq is flooded with even more potential Civil War memorabilia.

"In a few years, who knows what some of those depleted uranium rounds will be worth on the memorabilia market," said General Ann R. Key, currently overseeing the Fubar Province in central Iraq.

Ter-storm eh?

Here is Bush & Cheney watching Terrorstorm.. Cheney isn't worried, while Bush is just plain stupid!