By Santa Claus for The Onion
December 12, 2012 | ISSUE 48•50

September 11, 2012 | ISSUE 48•37 - The+Onion

FBI officials say terrorists may be plotting an attack on the World Trade Center building on Sept. 11, 2001.

*Editor's Note: Satire

Diebold Accidentally Leaks 2012 Election Results
Video News - 2:39 minutes http://youtu.be/AP2BjpIYJLw

I came across this wickedly dry bit of conspiracy analysis from 2003 recently and really enjoyed it. Since the author offered it freely for reproduction (with credit given) I thought it would be worth including in this blog. Because of its length, I’ve just included a healthy excerpt, but you can find the original at this URL: http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2003/02/08/15715661.php. Sadly, the author passed away from cancer earlier this year. He was just 51.

His piece goes to show that when the government and media offer an explanation of an event like 9/11, their story is never looked at as a theory. But it’s worth turning the tables occasionally – Craig McKee (http://truthandshadows.wordpress.com)

Debunking conspiracy theorists: Paranoid fantasies about Sept. 11 distract from the real issues

By Gerard Holmgren (Copyright Gerard Holmgren, Jan. 9, 2003)

9/11 Untruth Petition

Revision to the 2004 Statement
(please distribute widely)

We Don't Want Real Answers About 9/11

On August 31, 2004, Zogby International, the official North American political polling agency for Reuters, released a poll that found nearly half (50.7%) of New York City residents and 59% of those in New York state believed US leaders did not have foreknowledge of impending 9/11 attacks or "consciously failed" to act. Of the New York City residents, 34% did not call for a new probe of unanswered questions by Congress or the New York Attorney General.

In connection with this news, and the mindless propaganda of outlets like Fox News, we hereby ridicule calls for immediate public attention to unanswered questions concerning 9/11, and we demand punishment for anyone who suggest that people within the Bush administration may indeed have deliberately allowed 9/11 to happen as pretexts for wars.

We do not in any way want truthful answers to questions such as:

1. Why were standard operating procedures for dealing with hijacked airliners not followed that day?

Nice writing in this collegehumor.com satire about Star Wars stormtroopers discussing their version of 911. Suggests cognitive dissonance and mind control. An intelligent and funny scene. Would embed the video if knew how, but here's the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

Lusitania Truthers Vindicated!

By Jonathan Cole P.E.

The Jan/Feb 09 Archaeology Magazine "Lusitania's Secret Cargo" appears to have vindicated the Lusitania “Truthers” .

The article states:

"The nearly century-old debate about whether the passenger liner Lusitania was transporting British war munitions when torpedoed by a German U-boat is over.

Physical evidence of just such a cargo has been recovered from the wreck, which rests 12 miles off the Irish coast in 300 ft. of murky turbulent water."

"Lusitania was sunk off County Cork on May 7, 1915. The attack killed 1,198 people, including 128 Americans and helped push the United States into WWI. Ever since the ship went down, there have been suspicions [by conspiracy theorists known as 'the Lusitania truthers' (JC.)] that the Lusitania was carrying live munitions. Under the rules of war, that would have made the liner a legitimate target, as the Germans maintained at the time."

http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2009/02/911-truthers-ignore-geopol...

Those goofy 9/11 truthers are trying to say that because a raging inferno in China didn't cause the building to collapse - when it was roughly the same size as World Trade Center building 7 - that shows that building 7 was demolished. The truthers point to other raging infernos, also, where no collapse occurred.

And they point to numerous structural engineers, architects, scientists and demolition experts who believe building 7 was intentionally demolished.

But these think-they-are-smart whackos forget a basic fact . . . China is a communist country.

http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2008/08/wtc-7-collapse-solved-it-w...

Following is a leaked version of NIST's August 21st announcement as to the cause of the collapse of World Trade Center 7 on 9/11.

The government destroyed the steel from ground zero, because we believed it might not have been allowed as evidence at trial.

However, we did ship one steel beam to someone, who sold it to a junk yard in China for scrap metal, which melted it down to make Olympic trinkets, one of which was shipped back to us yesterday.

After testing that steel using very secret, super-advanced, but Incredibly Accurate new methods, we have determined that residue on the steel matches certain aspects of Ivins' desk in his lab at Fort Detrick (true, it also matches the desks from at least 16 different laboratories throughout the world, but our super-advanced testing has shown that we do not need to talk to anyone at those other labs).

new from the Better Bad News gang...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98H2Mch3f4o

http://www.youtube.com/user/betterbadnews

This video is a humorous stab at a real dilemma that voters have to face in this country. Namely, that when it comes to the biggest foreign policy decision that the U.S. will be making in the near future, all three major Presidential candidates offer only minor variances in rhetoric when it comes to Iran. The tacit implication being, they will act pre-emptively;

Senator Obama: "As president I will leave all options on the table for dealing with a threat from Iran including the military options."
http://www2.nysun.com/article/71813?page_no=1

Senator Clinton: "We cannot, we should not, we must not, permit Iran to build or acquire nuclear weapons, and in dealing with this threat, as I have said for a very long time, no option can be taken off the table."
http://www.hillaryclinton.com/news/speech/view/?id=1328

Senator McCain: "You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Heh--heh. Bomb, bomb, bomb-- heh--heh-- anyway..."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E7tiEt_iguY

"New World Order" is probably too simple of a catch-phrase to reflect the genuine complexity of power relationships that have made the candidates' decisions for them. But I can understand "NufffRespect's" frustration at having no real choice, only options for different shades of malevelonce, with caveats that only exist for CYA and PR purposes.

All that said, I enjoyed this video, I hope that you do too, even if you think "NWO" is not a useful or accurate term ... sometimes satire is more effective than carefully massaged rhetoric.

Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

Jon looks back in time to see the Bush Administration's benchmarks for success after the start of the Iraq War.

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

Funny but true.

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www.mikepalecek.com

Author and anti-war activist Mike Palecek tours with new books

Sheldon, Iowa — From Tulsa to Denver, noted author and activist Mike Palecek hits the road this spring with two new books: Iowa Terror and Cost of Freedom: The Anthology of Peace and Activism.

Described by Howard Zinn as a writer with “passion, wit,” and “a profound social conscience,” Palecek has been writing antiwar, political novels for over 10 years.

Need some 9-11 "comedy-relief" ? Here's what we'd all like to hear. Maybe someday we will!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyMIqVfH8zY

For some reason, I keep hearing more and more people on both the Left and the Right with their conspiracy theories that, somehow, Santa Claus is not real.

First of all, if Santa Claus is not real, why has no one come forward and said something to expose it? If I possessed first-hand knowledge that Santa was a farce, I would be looking at a multi-million dollar book deal and possibly a Nobel Peace Prize. Why would I possibly sit on damning information that could lead to exposing the greatest cover-up ever?

I would like to now make a list of the people that would have to be involved in order for the Santa Claus conspiracy theory to be succesfullly covered up.

- Every parent who allows their child to believe in Santa Claus and wake up excited on Christmas Day expecting gifts from a fat man in a suit.
- Every postal employee who handles the thousands of letters that are annually sent to Santa Claus' residence by anxious children.
- Every security and administrative employee at the thousands of shopping malls that Santa appears in every year.
- NORAD
- Coca-Cola.
- Tim Allen.
- L. Frank Baum
- The list goes on ...

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_david_wa_080208_9_2f11_3a_bill_m...

9/11: Bill Maher Debates Willie Nelson. Hosted by Mr. Larry King.

The debate was intense last night; Bill Maher and Willie Nelson met yesterday evening at a neutral site here in Chicago. The debate was held on the 47th floor of the Sears Tower that was purchased by Mr. Larry Silverstein’s group (which had leased the WTC complex just prior to 9/11).

911Podcasts.com: Pieces of the Puzzle - Box 1 is the first podcast Collection in a series. 911Podcasts.com Collections are drawn from the videos and audio clips that have been created and gathered by the 911 Truth Community. Our goal is organize this excellent information into Collections to make it easier to use and to share.

Here is a link to the home page for 911Podcasts.com: Pieces of the Puzzle - Box 1:
http://www.911podcasts.com/files/feeds/PiecesOfThePuzzleBox1.html

Here is a direct link to a page that explains how to subscribe:
http://www.911podcasts.com/files/feeds/PiecesOfThePuzzleBox1_sub.html

http://georgewashington.blogspot.com/2007/11/duct-tape-everyones-mouth-t...

The government has discovered that terrorists are using their mouths to promote anti-American sentiments. (People are questioning the government, so they must be terrorists). The mouth has been determined by patriotic Americans to be a bad, radical and terrorism-encouraging structure. It is bad, bad, bad.

Therefore, everyone's mouth must be covered with a strip of duct tape at least 2 inches long and at least 1 inch wide at all times (other than mealtime).

We must keep all Americans' mouths closed to protect America, land of freedom! Do it for the sake of liberty! Do it to protect our cherished free speech which terrorists hate so much!

Ridiculous? Of course it is. If someone promotes or incites criminal activity, that individual can be arrested.

An exercise in lateral thinking, Joe Crubaugh takes on the debunkers in a Santa Claus suit. -r.

Popular Mechanics Debunks 12/25 Santa Claus Truthers

Friday, July 27th, 2007

In March 2005, Popular Mechanics published an article called Debunking The 9/11 Myths, that denigrated all unofficial 9/11 conspiracy theories while exalting the official 9/11 conspiracy fairy tale.

Since then, the Popular Mechanics article has been thoroughly exposed as hogwash, and Popular Mechanics has loosed its inferior and wanting investigative experts on another growing community of U.S. citizens who hunger for the truth about a different event: What Really Happened on 12/25? :-)

The full article is reprinted below…

Continued...
http://joecrubaugh.com/blog/2007/07/27/popular-mechanics-debunks-1225-sa...

ROSIE O’DONNEL 9/11 TRUTH VIDEO SIEZED IN TORA BORA CAVE
9/11 COMMISSION SAYS IT WOULD HAVE INCLUDED BUILDING 7 IN THE FINAL REPORT IF IT HAD KNOWN ABOUT IT.

The BetterBadNews panel discuss reports that two computers siezed in a recent Al Qaeda raid had Rosie O’Donnel video clips stored on their hard drives. The subject of the video’s was the 9/11 Truth movement.

The video clips clearly show Rosie telling viewers to look outside the United States for news to find out what’s really going down. “in America we are fed propaganda”, she says.

Donald Rumsfeld and Tim Russert are also seen admiring a detailed drawing of Osama Bin Laden’s advanced network of modern military caves in Tora Bora that never existed.

Rosie O’Donnell said recently on the ABC televison program, “the View”

(Alright, listen up. There's a new book out, see? "Truth Jihad" by Kevin Barrett. And John Leonard of Progressive Press and the author Kevin Barrett want you to pony up, get your belly to the bar, put your money where your mouth is {insert cliche here} and buy enough copies to sink the Lusitania. First a word from Leonard, then an open letter from Barrett... -r.)

Kevin Barrett, America's Funniest 9/11 Author, Launches New Book, Lauds Rosie O'Donnell, Excommunicates O'Reilly from Irish America

by John Leonard, Progressive Press

Author of "Truth Jihad" Vents Trademark Outrageous Political Humor in 11th of the Month Action, Goes on Midwest Tour with World's Most Famous Janitor and 9/11 Hero William Rodriguez

Milwaukee, WI April 11, 2007. Barrett, the world's leading Irish Muslim truth jihadi, has come out in two-fisted support of "fightin' 9/11 truth-teller 'Irish Rosie' O'Donnell" -- while demanding that accused "sex-harasser and bully Bill O'Reilly admit that he is not Irish at all!"

O'Donnell vs O'Reilly - Pay Per View

http://www.bushflash.com/

I decided, last night, to take a bit of advice from ol' Molly, so recently departed. She would regularly speak before activist groups, and she would always admonish her audience to "have more fun."

In running this site, I hadn't had much fun in quite some time. I was tired of being sick at heart 24 hours a day about what's been going on, and, well- April Fool's Day was upon us, and I couldn't resist it. In times past, other websites such as Whitehouse.org put up right-wing hackery on April 1st, and didn't think any would actually take it seriously if I did the same...

In fact, far more than I expected did, indeed, take it quite seriously. I'm sorry if anyone was actually alarmed that something sinister had taken place (considering what we've all witnessed over the past six years, everyone's a tad gun shy,) but dang- it was fun.

It shan't happen again, if for no other reason that it took me a good hour to overwrite all 300 pages of the site (I do things in good ol' fashioned HTML.) Further, I fear a few links might have been screwed up- if you notice any broken or redundant links, let me know...

If you didn't visit during april 1st, you can see what greeted all of the visitors to the site, here:
http://www.bushflash.com/bikini.html

Until 9/11 in 2001, we believed controlled demolitions, especially so-called "building implosions", required highly-skilled demolition experts.

But on that very day we have all been proven wrong. When severely damaged, buildings have no choice but to fall straight down due to gravity, as Jonathon+Moseley+clarifies. Although he is not a phyicist, all he needs is just some common sense to prove many scholars wrong. Ask yourself! What happens when you drop an apple from a building? It falls straight down. And buildings, when falling, have to obey the same rules. It's a law of nature, after all.

Still, many people and even some demolition experts believe that "there are only a handful of blasting companies in the world that possess enough experience—and insurance—to perform these true building implosions."

If 9/11 is not convincing - remember, 3 WTC buildings (the 2 towers and building 7) went down symmetrically, in almost free-fall speed, due to asymmetric damage and fire - nothing will convince them!

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