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Yesteryears “truthers”

My great grandfather Swain (mother’s side) owned a grocery store in the Early 1920’s. He had calendars made; and in 1922 this is the one he gave out for his store advertising.

Evidently this “truther” thing runs in my blood.

Understanding corruption and our appropriate response through a Pingu cartoon

hyperlinks and video live at source: http://www.examiner.com/x-18425-LA-County-Nonpartisan-Examiner~y2009m9d4...

Pingu was a wildly-popular stop-animation cartoon that ran from 1986-2005. The following 5-minute cartoon has almost five million Youtube views. Media receives attention when it communicates strong human truths.

In the cartoon, consider our human condition of recognizing corruption when it is not readily apparent, appropriate outrage, intelligent action to isolate the criminal, and the ideal outcome of Truth and Reconciliation. I suggest humanity’s biggest unrecognized corruption is our banking system, which you can fully understand here.

There's a Reason that Jon Stewart is the Word's Most Popular Truth-Teller

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2009/05/theres-reason-that-jon-stewart-is...

Jon Stewart does more truth-telling than any other mainstream reporter (Olbermann and some others are good, but not as popular as Stewart).

Don't Miss This Music Album Offer!! (Order now and receive a free bottle of fluoride)

Things can get intense with 9/11 Truth. It is nice to have some comic relief on occasion.

Columbo's Final Case: The Hunt for Bin Laden

Using popular culture and humor to spread 911 truth, the producers at Brooklyn v Bush TV present:

Political Quickie: How to be a Media Pundit

Funny, and yet sad.

http://xeth.com/quickie_pundit.htm

Short, humorous, Flash animated movie. Very well done.

From: http://www.xeth.com/

The SWC — Biting the Dog that Bit You Back In the First Place

For Immediate Release — This Just In!

Earth, Jan. 1, 2008 (APÜPI) — In a stunning, surprising and groundbreaking state of circumstances, the Simon Wiesenthal Center has decided to include themselves and their website in their own self-produced 2008 edition of their "Digital Terrorism & Hate" CD. (DT&H Compact Disc) How could something like this stranger-than-fiction occurrence occur? Well, read on, and you will be enlightened.

read more...

Borders Accidentally Put This in Non-Fiction

Borders Accidentally Put This in Non-Fiction

We were rearranging books in Borders in Flemington, New Jersey

9/11 Humor

We don't have enough 9/11 Humor.

This cartoon is mildly funny from a local weekly newspaper, "The Chico Beat", Vol. 2, #29, Sep. 14, 2007.

Even if it is somewhat making fun of "us". (although, this shows that 9/11 Truth and Justice is slowly but surely infiltrating the American culture and psyche)

Anyone else?

Bin Laden Uncovers Secret Formula to Halt Ageing Process

Paul Joseph Watson made me laugh. Check out the original post for pictures.

Bin Laden Uncovers Secret Formula to Halt Ageing Process
Bush and Blair look decidedly ropey six years later but Osama retains his youthful exuberance!

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet
Monday, July 16, 2007

In his spare time between traversing and hiding in the caves of the mountainous Pakistani border region, Osama bin Laden has amazingly found the time to develop a secret scientific formula that completely halts the ageing process! Don't believe us? Look at the photos, Osama hasn't aged a day since 2001!

Osama in 2001.

Osama in 2007.

Look at the pattern of graying in the beard! Osama's barely aged a day! If anything, he looks younger six years later!

Compare him to Bush and Blair, who have obviously not had access to Bin Laden's remarkable discovery and have aged badly.

Bush in 2001

Bush in 2007

Blair in 2001

Blair in 2007

The film Shooter and 9/11

This might not be story-breaking news on the false-flag operation we know as 9/11 but, I found this crafty message to be rather brilliant in this time of fascism in the US of A.
The whole film is pro-truth-movement but, I found one scene to be rather refreshing.
I might be presuming a tad but, knowing a tad about films I know that certain items placed on the set are placed for a reason and after watching the film I know this certain item was placed for a reason. The same goes for the dialogue spoken by the characters.

At about 9:15-9:25 the film displays that crafty message I was talking about: the film zooms into Mark’s characters sitting at his computer desk and clearly at the right-hand corner is the official 9/11 commissions report and as he turns on his computer with the report still in the camera’s view he says, “Let’s see what lies they [the US government] are trying to sell us today.”

I don’t know about you but I found this to be subliminally fantastic.
The film is packed of these types of messages but, I found this one to be the paramount.

Bush Almost Blows Himself Up (in an uncontrolled demolition)

Bush Almost Blows Himself Up (in an uncontrolled demolition)

Not for nothing, President Bush and Dick Cheney have to despise alternative energy. They made (and continue to make) fortunes from oil and must see this as a direct threat to their livelihoods. And now that a hybrid almost killed the President, it must make it even worse.

Detroit News:

bush-electriccar.jpg

Another day, another (bad) satire--at 911Booger.com

I found this over at Screw Loose:

911Booger.com

9/11 Conspiracy News the Mainstream Media Missed.

Now before you groan--I hear groaning! Stop it!-- just take the time to consider, um...something. I forgot what I was going to say, thanks to all the groaning. Yes, they're wankers with no lives outside of "debunking" Loose Change" and any other Truther they stumble across. I should post "Sky is blue, grass is green" on their forum sometime--a "twoofer" said it, so it can't be true!

911 Humour Offensive -- 911ho.org


Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it.
It has some value in gaining and holding attention,
but it has no persuasive value at all.
 

John Kenneth Galbraith

Is a 9/11 humor-offensive offensive?

Shouldn't we dare to ridicule our doctrinal system that fosters cognitive dissonance, schizophrenia and presumably laughs at us sheeple? Isn't it a jolly good tradition to make fun of the powerful?

With today's single-digit-second attention spans isn't it kosher to engage in a humourous counteroffensive? What do you think??? Too touchy a subject?

Imagine the jokes that Bill Hicks would crack!

Laughter may not change anything, but it can help to overcome fear, right?

Please post links to your favourite cartoons (jpg, gif) , stand-up routines (mp3) and videos that ridicule the doctrinal system.

If you find a good cartoon on the web, right-click, "copy image location" and then, in your comment-posting here, paste the {link} like so:

911 Meditation from fascistamerica.net

911 Meditation from fascistamerica.net:-
www.fascistamerica.net www.fascistamerica.net
where wings take dream
...................................

An amusing piece of black humor

Here's a funny spoof from the Onion:

Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

At a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.

"My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all."

If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.

It makes me wonder if the writer is a closet truther- what do you think?

Berkeley Professor develops 'general conspiracy theory of relativity'

As reported in The La Rochelle Times: http://www.rochelletimes.blogspot.com

 

Fourth dimension 'face-time' explains complex interactions

Luc Attmi
La Lune de la presse internationale

BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA

How to Survive a Terror Attack

Disarm the boogeymen - Humor is a good start!

New Freedom Tower to be protected by Liberty Forcefield

As originally reported in The La Rochelle Times: http://www.rochelletimes.blogspot.com

High-tech shield will protect tower from terrorist threats

Alex Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

LOWER MANHATTAN, NEW YORK

The Freedom Tower, set to replace the twin towers of the former World Trade Center, will be protected by a state-of-the-art electro-magnetic shield dubbed the "Liberty Forcefield." Construction on the new skyscraper has only recently begun, delayed by the pesky victims' families who want a memorial to commemorate the nearly 3,000 victims of the September 11, 2001, terror attacks. The project is now underway, over-budget and behind schedule, but nevertheless set for completion by 2012.

The Port Authority of New York, which has repossessed the site after it was privatized by Larry Silverstein properties in July, 2001, is overseeing the construction of the new tower. Although Silverstein properties had intended on financing the project, his investment was threatened by insurance companies who found inconsistencies in the policy that was taken out in July, 2001. They refused to pay the $7 billion Silverstein claimed as his reimbursement for "two separate attacks" that occured on Sept 11, therefore doubling his otherwise paltry $3.5 billion insurance claim.

Dept of Homeland Security reveals new 'Democratic Threat Level' color code

As reported in the La Rochelle Times: http://www.rochelletimes.blogspot.com

Alert system to warn Executive Branch of impending oversight

Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

WASHINGTON, D.C.

The Department of Homeland Security announced Friday that it has developed a new color-coded chart to aide the White House in assessing the threat level of the Democratic Congress. The five categories are intended to help the Leader in evaluating which steps to take next when facing bruising oversight hearings, subpoenas, or leaks of other damaging information. The DHS has declined comment about whether or not the color-coded alert system has already gone into service, but it is certain that its handiness will prove useful once Congressional hearings get started in the coming weeks. The DHS, which takes its orders from the Executive Branch, also has developed new flow chart to help the Leader in the decision-making process, as parter of its larger initiative to protect the vulnerable Unitary Executive from terrorists, enemy combattants or political opponents.

The chart uses five threat levels, much like the chart made in 2002 for the general public after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. The first two levels, green and blue, indicate a minimal threat from Congressional investigations. The yellow level signals that Congressional probes may be hurting the War on Terror, and the orange and red levels alert the Leader to take urgent action to avoid scandal fallout.

Democrats remained ambivalent after hearing of the news. "I don't think that the President really needs to rely on such as system," said Senator Phil Abusder (D-MI). "It won't change the facts uncovered through oversight."

Conspiracy theorist keeps winning at 'Clue'

As reported in the La Rochelle Times: http://www.rochelletimes.blogspot.com

Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

MADISON, WISCONSIN
Notorious conspiracy theorist Ben Lernen has once again won a game of Clue, bringing his winning streak to fourteen consecutive games. Family members and friends were disturbed to hear of the latest victory after recently discovering Lernen's penchant for conspiracy theories about the Moon landing, the JFK assassination, 9-11, and other important world events.

"It just doesn't make sense," said sister Candice Lernen. "He goes off all the time about how 9-11 was an inside job, about how there's no way 19 guys with boxcutters could have brought down those towers, and then he goes and wins at Clue all the time. I thought he was nuts but now I'm starting to wonder if he isn't on to something."

Lernen's mother said it doesn't make her son's points any more valid, even if he might be the best person in the family at unraveling mysteries. "Even if he's good at Clue, it doesn't mean he's right about the Moon landing being filmed in a TV studio in Area 51," said Mora Lernen on Thursday after her latest defeat at Clue.

Fox News says War on Christmas could last "several generations"


Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Recent accredited reports from Fox News have surmised that the "War on Christmas" may last "several generations." The fight against secular extremists may take longer than initially expected, say some Fox News reporters.

At the outset, the war to regain notoriety for the oft-forgotten holiday seemed to be relatively limited. Since being relegated to the back pages of history by fundamentalist non-Christians, Christmas has become an obscure and misunderstood festival, ignored by the secular and brainwashed masses.

"People just don't celebrate Christmas any more," said Pastor Dick Prime. "We have to restore our Christmas traditions and take the fight to the secular jihadists who are attacking our religious traditions, by using any means necessary, be they chemical, biological or nuclear."

Disney to sponsor next terrorist attack on America

Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

WASHINGTON, D.C.

The Walt Disney Corporation in conjuction with ABC Broadcasting announced Wednesday that it would be the proud sponsor of the next terror attack on the USA. After releasing a docu-drama this week on the 9-11 attacks which purposely distorted facts and testimony to Congress about the attacks in New York and Washington, the corporation decided that it would also be in its interest to promote future terrorism so as to pre-empt any factual reporting that would be done in its wake.

"We felt that since we got to re-write the history of 9-11 in order to blame the Clinton Administration, we may as well go ahead and ensure the next attacks so we could blame future Democrats or liberals, or anyone else we disagree with," said Disney Executive Producer Lou Zurr. He also dismissed allegations of partisan unfairness, illegality or immoral behavior as simply "aiding and abetting the future terrorists."

Another Disney executive said on condition of anonimity that Disney was thrilled with the prospect of monopolizing forthcoming documentaries of the next spectacular attacks on innocent Americans, hoping to make "tens of millions" while inserting whatever details they felt appropriate into the debate and omitting anything that might make certain government officials appear incompetent, complicit or perhaps even actively promoting terrorism on their own citizens. "That is simply out of the question," he stated. "We have a large enough revenue at this point to rewrite history as we see fit."

Civil War Memorabilia Gaining Popularity in Iraq

ALAIN TERRIEUR
La Lune de la presse internationale

BAGHDAD, IRAQ

Civil War Memorabia enthusiasts rejoiced Tuesday when it was announced that the popularity of the coveted objects had reached record levels in Iraq. Weapons such as rocket propelled grenades, handguns, explosives and depleted uranium had become increasingly valuable in recent weeks, a La Rochelle Times study showed.

If current memorabilia popularity remains at such high levels, it could have a profound effect on the development of Iraqi society and culture, as well as an influence on international oil prices. The Iraqi Dinar, once unpopular with foreign currency holders, could gain ground against other currencies if Iraq is flooded with even more potential Civil War memorabilia.

"In a few years, who knows what some of those depleted uranium rounds will be worth on the memorabilia market," said General Ann R. Key, currently overseeing the Fubar Province in central Iraq.

New weekly political comic strip with 911 influence...

This might be of interest - a new weekly comic strip occasionally dealing with 911 mysteries...

 

alex jones funny quotes of the day(s)

from Tuesday's show http://www.recordlabelrecords.org/ajclip3.mp3

If anybody has other mp3 clips of laugh out loud stuff by alex jones please send them to me.

alex jones funny quotes of the day

Im not sure if this will be well recieved but i am a huge alex jones fan but i find myself periodically cracking up at his little fake soutern accent imitations and colorful insults. Very good comedy all under the shadow of depressing times. but here check out some good quotes from him today

"and youve got a bunch of zombies who think they're conservative and they're listening to you, and im just sad for you, you took so much oxycontin one of the symptoms is... that it ate the nerve endings in your ears, so you got big ole wires sticking out of your head like a robot... DARTH VADAR!" (in reference to limbaugh)

mp3 link - http://www.recordlabelrecords.org/ajclip2.mp3

"oh no that aint it, its the jew, the devil spirit of the jew flys with bat wings into the chinaman to make him do it"

mp3 link - http://www.recordlabelrecords.org/ajclip1.mp3

if people like this i will try to post a few good/funny quotes every day, ocassionally i will post good hearted well spoken freedom rants by aj as well.

Screenplay about the PATRIOT Act, 9/11

http://mikesheedy.com/Play01b.htm

The link goes to a part of the play that concerns September 11. Check out the synopsis too, while you're there. Pass it on.

Missing: South Tower's Top

Mf Dnes hit piece. "Circus CIA" screenshot

Anyone want to run with this idea of using a milk carton as a parody on the "official story" of 9/11? How about "Missing: A Real Investigation of 9/11?" Or "Missing: Justice for the Real Perpetrators of 9/11"?

Do people think that the top of the South Tower really did "go missing" due to demolition, or did it fall over and land somewhere, like Church street? This thread contains an interesting debate on this question.

Thanks to Angular Momentum Fan for the heads up.